I am officially divorced for the third time. Woo! This time around, I really am happy about it. It was a wild ride in court today. So it's a zoom court which is fine for us. We get on and there's three other folks there waiting for their cases too. We were scheduled for 8:30 but the judge has shit to do, right? So we're all waiting. There's a lawyer representing a couple, me and B, and another couple. Well the guy in couple 3? Didn't mute. When the judge came to start he was mouthing off about how it was almost 9 and he was scheduled for 8:30. The judge was like "Well mr X, I do have things to do before I start my docket and I'd advise you to mute your mic before you start complaining about me in my courtoom". He backpedaled so hard it was hilarious. She calls the first couple and they frustrate the judge because apparently they filed in April and have been going back and forth on if they want a divorce. It's a 25 year marriage. Their lawyer is like lawyer slick and annoying. She sets them a new date and tells them this is it. Shit or get off the pot. Can't keep taking up court's time because you don't know what you're doing. She then calls us. We go through everything and at the end she says:
"You two are model divorce case. I wish all of my cases were like this. You did everything right, you listened to everything we said, you required no help, no lawyers. If you were in this court room today I would give you gold stars. If you come by my courthouse my staff will give you gold stars for being a perfect example of how this should be done."
That's right, we got an A+ in divorce which is a totally normal thing to do! We did do it right. We showed it doesn't have to be mean or vindictive. Hence my being happy this time around.
Doglet celebrated her six month birthday yesterday. We got her a pup cup. She has now lived with us longer than on the farm. She is officially our dog. Now to get her out of puppy stage. Another year to go.
Have a doctor appointment this morning for my leg. May it be not as bad as I am thinking it will be.
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