We are home. We left around 7:45. We didn't have the best time. WE had a good time with each other, but the hotel was less than stellar and we left the party early after being chased by some old couple looking to have an orgy. No, seriously. Let's back up shall we?
As expected C called in yesterday. She also called in today so tomorrow we will see the aftermath of that. Neither of us really gives a fuck though. It's all irrelevant. Yesterday we woke up to snow which caused me massive anxiety. We left around 11:45 and rolled in just before 2. Luckily the snow was going the other direction and while cold, it was an easy drive. We got checked in and right off the bat I was unhappy. Low floor next to an elevator. The two things my account says never to do. Whatever. We're there to sleep not stay for a week. But there were other things I didn't like about the room either. Just a lot of little things. We start unpacking and discover that C forgot to pack a bra for the night. We then had to find some place open to get something to deal with that. While normally that wouldn't be a problem, we were battling two things - a holiday and a Sunday. Nothing was open and anything that was closed at like 2pm. We did find one place open and got something to fix the issue, but it wasn't fun. We then tried to figure out what to eat for dinner. The restaurant downstairs wanted $40 for pad thai and we both said the fuck not. But again, it was sunday and a holiday. Three places we wanted to go to were either straight up closed or closed at 4pm. Motherfucker. We did finally find a place within walking distance that was open and surprisingly good. It was Burger Theory inside the Holiday Inn, but it was tasty. Plus it was only $35 for both of us for the full meal.
We went back to the hotel and had sex. Yep. No wait, we had sex before dinner. Shit. Now I can't remember. Either way we finished the year the right way for sure. We then proceeded to get ready for the party which started at 8pm. We asked when we checked in if there would be food or beverages of any kind. Cash bar and cash snacks. Really? $500 and I get to pay for more shit? Fine. A little after 8pm we head down to the ballroom area. Well decorated, well setup. We get a bottle of champagne ($50 but not the most expensive, that was $1100. For real.) and find a table to chill at while we wait for the band to start. We're there for about 45 minutes when this old couple comes up and asks if they can share our table. By old I mean my age, but old looking. Over the next 20-30 minutes I don't know how it got there, but they were telling us how they were already drunk and high on mushrooms and edibles. Next thing you know they're telling us how wonderful transgender people are and how they're bisexual and like to party. Like WTF?? You really just want us to come back to your room and fuck?? It both pissed us off and grossed us out. We ended up going back to the room and just being annoyed and sad for a while. We then around 11 tried to go get cookies at Insomniac but they were so busy they had to kick us and like 10 other people out because they literally couldn't keep up with orders. We go back to the hotel and try to order room service. 11pm mind you on a holiday. Nope. Closed at 9pm. Again, wtf?? We ended up sharing a pack of nutter butters and watching Anderson Cooper in bed until midnight. WE had fun being together and walking around and people watching. We did NOT enjoy the other parts.
C was up at 5am to call in again and I was awake. I had already slept poorly due to the bed, the AC/heat, and light from outside. At 7 I woke her up and said we got to go. She was amicable and here we are. 11am and we're home. Luckily we don't have anything else to do today. I need a break from my break.
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