Dear Jesus, can you please come back and teach people how to drive? Specifically how to merge? It would fall under your jurisdiction because it falls under common sense and common courtesy. Kthxbai.
Seriously though we spent 40 minutes at a dead stop on a bridge last night coming home thanks to people not understanding the concept of merging. Ijits.
Here's how yesterday went:
- almost got divorced
- sat in traffic
- went to the zoo
- was at a wedding officiated by a drag queen
- partied like crazy
- sat in traffic
- tada
Shall we start with that first one? It's a doozy. So the new cat Agador is/was an outdoor cat. We are not to open any doors to the outside without looking for her first. I kind of messed up and opened the sliding glass door and yes, she bolted. B was heartbroken. She was trying to get ready for the wedding, crying, and in her mind I was a dead man. She gave up looking at one point because she really needed to get ready but I knew if I went home without that cat forget it. Luckily after an hour of search and chase, I managed to get her back in the house. It was rough going for a little while.
We left for the wedding around 2 and it took us 2 hours to go 74 miles. Fucking crazy. We were there early but B was scheduled to work with the wedding planner and I was scheduled to help the DJ setup (both friends of ours). Long story short about the wedding - it was fun being at the zoo, hanging out with everyone, and just relaxing. The bride and groom looked wonderful, the venue was great, the ceremony was performed by Peaches Christ. Go look her up. She is a friend of many of us on cast and was a great officiant. Dinner was good and they had zoo folk out during the cocktail hour with animals for everyone to pet and take pictures with and learn about. It was awesome. There was an alligator, a barn owl, a kinkajou, a prairie dog, and a European legless lizard. Neat stuff.
We left around 10:30 and got home 2.5 hours later thanks to the above bridge issue. Collapsed, went to sleep. Today we do nothing and it will be wonderful.
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