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Christmas was a success. BAMF. A 100% knock it out of the mother fucking park success. Rampant commercialism attacked my house in all its glory. It was a magical wonderful time of year. Yes, in some respect I am being sarcastic, but I am also being truthful because I haven't felt this useful and happy on Christmas in quite a while. Even when I was with X2 it didn't come as close as the feeling I had yesterday. Time for the play by play...

I woke up at 6:20. I knew I wasn't going to get anyone else up at that time so I went ahead and puttered around for a while. Did my blog entry, read my comics, etc. At 7:50 I started making cocoa for the three of them and 8:02 I made them all get up using my mouth of doom at volume levels that would hurt normal humans. But hey, one is my offspring, the other is dating the offspring, and one is with me - get used to it people.

I sat them all in their proper spaces and the commercialism of Christmas began. I made sure I included KBF by having him open the "To Everyone" gifts. This made the kid happy that I included him in things. A small sampling of what I got yesterday:

- a new necklace from the kid
- from TGF - a tigger pillow, video game, tea set with tea, a t-shirt, a fuzzy blanket, Disney pins
- from KBF - dish towels (really nice ones too)
- from 'Santa' - a new printer, a hot dog machine, more video games, two books, a t-shirt, a jacket

The best part was when TGF opened her presents. Little Miss "I can't be surprised" was surprised. Don't fuck with me kids. I am the master of the holidays. When she opened Season 1 of the UK version of Skins the look on her face just filled me with such satisfaction, joy, and happiness. Yeah, I did that. I found you the UK version of the show you love. Yep. Me. Good boyfriend. Pat me on the head and promise me sex later. Yep.

Around 11 everything was opened, looked at, and things cleaned up. From there KBF had to go to his family stuff, the kid had to go to grandma's house, and me and TGF settled in to play some of the new video games. You know how awesome it is to have a girlfriend who enjoys playing video games?? We played for an hour or two then I used the new hot dog machine to make lunch. She ended up leaving around 3 to do her family stuff. I spent the rest of the day cleaning up and getting as much put away as I had energy to do. The tree is still up, but everything else is gone. The kid came back around 5 and my friends came over at 7. Me, the kid, and two of my friends proceeded to have the traditional Chinese food dinner.

Back home at 8 and the kid went to bed. She had to be at work at 4am this morning. I stayed up and talked to TGF for a while, set up the new printer, and relaxed. In bed and asleep by 11. Happy fucking Christmas to me.

I hope all of you dear readers had a good day too.