ANA Y1 D219

I dunno, it still smells like 2022 to me.

Welcome to the new calendar year. Ah yes, the arbitrary marking of the earth passing around the sun. 5783 by the Jewish calendar. Only 3000 years to go for the Gregorian to catch up. Wonder what we'll be doing then. I will let you know because I will probably still be writing. I will have a 2000 year old wife and still be robbing the cradle. You know bad habits never die.

Had an okay day. Got some stuff done around the house. Baked quite a bit in the morning in anticipation of a party last night. I made a cranberry pie and strawberry pie cupcakes. The cupcakes were better than the pie. It needed more sugar. Oh well. As for the "party", well that's a different story.

First off, C wasn't feeling social and was anxious about going to a party and hanging out with people. She ended up staying home. She got the better end of the deal, for real. I left around 6:30, got there about 7, and there were 3 people. Seriously. Three. I was like, oh I am too early. Nope. That was it. Then, the person hosting the party accidentally took too many gummies and started freaking out. She kicked us all out at about 9:30 just as we were starting to play a game. I was planning on leaving around 10 anyway, but jfc. She was in the bathroom for 30 minutes throwing up, crying, and making a damn nuisance of herself. Kind of ruined any fun that would have happened. As it was, I was home by 10. C fell asleep at 11:45pm and I had to wake her up at midnight. I was up until 2. I had drank a Bang at 8pm to make sure I was awake and yep, it worked. So the night was a bust in my mind. At least the party part. I enjoyed the last two hours with C. Not going to deny that. I got to ring in the new year with someone I love, at home, in cozy clothes. I am not hungover, not feeling like any mistakes were made, and didn't end the year making an ass out of myself. Can't complain about that. At least I wasn't doing Rocky drunk. I wouldn't have minded a little more glitz and glam, but oh well.

Today we have nothing planned. It's Sunday and a holiday. Very little to do even if we wanted to do anything. Going to watch tv and play video games. Maybe have sex. The average person has sex 54 times a year. I had at least half that in 5 months so now in 2023 I have a goal. Must be better than average. I am thinking 100 times at least. Be the first time in a long time I was beating that number. Heh. I hope everyone had a safe night, had fun, and is feeling okay this morning. Well, mostly everyone. Some people can fuck right off.