Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Y2 D188

An open letter to my sister-in-law:

Dear Cunt,

Thank you for isolating and excluding me yesterday. I was humiliated and embarrassed when the entire family came in from a side door except for me who was sitting all alone in the second row. Between everyone staring at me before the service had started and then for everyone to see that I was being intentionally left out, you did a wonderful job bitch. Then when people got up to read from the family it was one thing, but when HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS got up to read and you once again excluded me, that felt wonderful. I am sure my brother would have been so proud of your fucking Christian values right then.

I would also like to commend you on your attitude at the reception. Even when I approached you and APOLOGIZED TO YOU you ignored me and walked away. You are a fucking hypocrite. You preach tolerance and forgiveness, but when placed in a situation where you need to display these values, you show your true colors.

Maybe you feel guilty about all those emails you sent me over the last couple years where you told me you wanted my brother gone and how you couldn't take him anymore. Or maybe it's being unable to handle someone who refuses to play your games. Either way, you made yesterday a living hell for me. I hope you are happy and proud.

Go fuck yourself.

your brother in law

PART TWO: Open letter to my ex-wives

Dear X1 and X2,

I know we're not married anymore, but would it have killed you to send an email expressing your regret? That's all.

Me

PART THREE -- Open letter to my friends

To all of you who DID support me these last few days, I love you and would have not made it through without you. You are all wonderful and I am truly blessed to have you in my life.

Me

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