INTERESTING day yesterday. Seriously. For the most part the morning was going fine. It all started to get odd around noon. First up was my underage friend who was at the show last saturday sending me messages on Facebook. When I saw her at the show on Saturday I immediately recognized her and vice versa. She grabbed me and gave me a hug that was very inappropriate. Not saying I didn't like it, but... This girl is underage AND I have a girlfriend - who yes is also young so don't worry the irony is not lost on me. She was asking me yesterday through IM if I caught the 'secret messages' she was sending me during the show. Um... no? She said 'you were looking right at me at one point and I was sucking my fingers for you' followed by 'and then I blew you a kiss'. Oh dear god someone shoot me. This girl is hot by the way. Will not deny. But jeez man.
Around 1 the work fun started. My colleague came into my office and said 'so the client likes the work you have been doing'. Ok. Good? 'Yeah so much they want you to stay on for two more weeks.' Fuck. Really? Ugh. Fine. At least it will guarantee I am booked almost to the end of the year. Whatever. But then it gets worse. My other colleague comes in and says 'hey man some stuff in your model is not working'. Um... Just then the tech lead on the client pops in (insert indian accent here) 'Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I made a bunch of changes to the database this morning. Name and column changes' WHAT?? YOU FUCKER. YOU CANNOT MAKE CHANGES TO THIS SHIT. THE DATABASE IS FROZEN ASSHOLE. Of course I didn't say it quite like that out loud but I did make it clear this was not acceptable. I spent the next four hours having to change my model to match and find all his changes. Asshat.
Left the office in a shit mood and dealt with really bad traffic. Hey assholes? Don't try to squish the motorcycle okay? It is more difficult for me to maintain my bike at low speeds which is why we lane split when you are doing 5 miles an hour. It's not because we are jerks. It's because it is MORE dangerous for us to act like a car in these situations. So please don't move over so I can't fit because you're pissed off at sitting in traffic. I almost was crushed last night on the bridge. Took me an hour and fifteen to get home.
Got home and the kid was just leaving for her three day camping excursion with KBF. You all have fun in the woods. Don't get any ticks in strange places. TGF and my other friend came over and we went over to the mall to find TGF something to wear for a wedding on Saturday. She loathes shopping which was fun for me and my friend. We had her trying on multiple outfits. Finally settled on a black dress with dotted tights. She is going to look good this weekend.
Came back home, had pizza and vodka while watching always sunny. Hit bed around midnight. Given all that I am not doing bad today. YG (young girl, that's her new name) has been IM'ing me already this morning. Just wait until you hear tomorrow...
Friday, November 11, 2011
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