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HALLELUJAH BOYS AND GIRLS IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY! Why you ask? Because the bunnies are GONE. No waking up to thump thump hump hump thump thump hump scratch scratch. They are out of here. See you later, don't write, don't call, goodbye. G-O-N-E! Ahhhhh.

So yeah, the bunnies are gone. Got up around 11 yesterday I think it was? Maybe 10. Don't remember. No it was 10 because the kid got up around 10:30 and informed me her aunt would be coming by to pick up bunnies sometime around 2. Unfortunately she was going to be at work. They have been really pushing her hard. She went from 2 hours a week to like 30 and she is not used to it. The shit part is that it is weird times. It's not like she has a solid 9-5 kind of thing. Yesterday for example was 2-9:30. Today is 4-10. It's all over the place. She went off to work around 1 and we waited for her aunt to arrive. As promised she showed up at 2 and by 2:30 the bunnies were gone. B and I knew the kid was going to be stressed and tired when she got home and to be nice we cleaned up the aftermath of the bunnies for her. Plus we wanted it clean.

After we went grocery shopping. We did REALLY well shopping. Earlier in the day we went on to Safeway's Just for U site and did all the coupons and added value stuff. We went in like fucking coupon commandos. But you know why I love Safeway? It's all fucking digital. None of this coupon clipping crap. I go to a website, I click, I am done. We had a full shopping cart. Meals for two weeks. Total? $300. After coupons and savings? $198. BAM. $102 savings. Even the checkout guy was impressed. Not a single paper coupon. Imagine how much more I could have saved with paper ones too. But seriously 34% savings for 30 minutes of my time on a website? Done and done.

We got home and put everything away and for dinner had meatloaf with loaded potatoes and sweet corn. It was a good dinner and a relaxing time. My hat for Spaceballs came while we were out. We had fun taking some pictures of me as a pope. We watched Avengers because B loves the movie. I will watch it over and over again too. After the movie B was tired but she wanted the sex. Oh fine, if I have to...

Afterwards she collapsed and fell asleep. Such a guy. Me, I went in the other room and played Sims. Everything was going fine until a FUCKING METEOR landed on me. Seriously. A meteor. By the way, if it seems like I am playing more Sims, it's true. I have all the expansion packs now (well a number of them) and the game is just more interesting. There is a new one in a few months coming which will make it even more fun.

During that time, the kid came home. She was beat. I made her happy when she saw there was a plate of food waiting for her. THEN she went into her room and was almost in tears when she saw we cleaned for her. That's how I like things. Everyone happy, everyone satisfied, my work is done.

That's about it. A good day overall. I did get into a bit of back and forth via email with my dad. He is a fucking idiot. I don't want to dwell on it, but the bottom line is his religious and political views make him sound like a moron with no independent thought at all. He tries to be righteous about it, but comes across sounding even more ignorant and intolerant. I can't handle people like that in my life. Maybe some day he will listen to his own words and realize how crazy he sounds.

Speaking of crazy, before I forget. B texts me last night after going to bed asking me to come into the bedroom. She then proceeds to ask me if I hear a ticking sound. Um, no. Turns out she was hearing one of my watches. There is no way I would have heard that. She is nuts. But boy do I love her.