Y5 D97

Oh sweet mother of jesus I am not awake and yet I have to be. I just want to sleep for another 2-3 hours. Is that so much to ask? I am a mess. Mostly because I didn't end up falling asleep until 11:30 and then I was shocked awake by the kid and KBF coming home at 3fucking am. I was expecting them 'today' not TODAY at that time. Especially not when I am naked and half awake. Hold on, I will explain in a minute.

Taught my 9th day straight yesterday. I could tell I was losing it about halfway through the class. My voice is shot, my concentration is gone, and I was just out of it. My tongue was all tied. I made it through the day and took a quick little nap on the couch. Like 45 minutes. I was feeling better but still drained. I went to cook us dinner only to find the shrimp I was going to use had perished. Deceased. Defunct. No more! Fuck me.

We headed out for Taco Bell because I didn't want to think about it. Got back home, relaxed together, and made cookies for tonight's show. We made dog biscuit shaped cookies as they are a prop for one of the actors. That was fun to do together. We then decided to clean the kid's room. Now I have never been one of those parents who uses 'cleaning' as an excuse to pry. No, this was hanging up the big pile of clothes, throwing out trash, making the bed, etc. When we were done we were so happy. While we were doing all this B got a phone call for an interview. YAY! She is interviewing today at a local cat hotel. Yep. A cat hotel. She will work primarily with animals instead of humans which is perfect for her. She goes in today at 1:30. I am so excited for her.

As you can see, other than being tired and frustrated due to dead shrimp, it was pretty good. I got into bed around 10:30 and started to fall asleep. Around 10:45 someone gets a little frisky. Fine woman, if we must have the sex, I will do my duty. I said duty. Fell back to sleep after and thought that was that. At 2:45 B wakes me up with 'Babe someone is trying to break in!!'.  I think she is being nuts so I walk out into the living room butt naked and WHAM run into KBF. I had a mini heart attack. One from being naked and two from them being home. Holy fucking shit. You could have texted or something!! Any I go back to bed and B is shaking. I freaked out which freaked her out. We then spend a half hour calming her down. Finally at 3:30 I fall back to sleep and now I am up.

One last day of teaching and then a show tonight. Spaceballs!! Then Rocky tomorrow. Almost through this insanity. Almost through.