Y2 D117

Ladies and gentlemen, the psycho bitch is officially G-G-G-OOOOONE! Oh thank god for some sanity back in my life. And I do mean gone this time. It was not a blow-out, it was not dramatic (unbelievably) but it is now over.

Yesterday morning she texted me to ask if I could help her move some boxes (we are talking about H1 here in case any of you have lost track). I politely replied that I could help but not until later in the afternoon as I had things to do. I knew this would be unacceptable to her which is why I didn't make a big deal out it. She said to text her when I was free. I then went off and ran some errands including going to my nephew's birthday party. I tried to go to the hospital multiple times, but the first time I got there my brother was asleep, then when I came back he had six people already in the room visiting, and it was just too much. I told him not to worry that I would come back tonight.

I got home around 3 or 3:30 and sent her a text saying, I am now free if you still need help. She said, no I have two other people coming around 6 or 7 and I will be moving in with them. She told me where she is moving and it's about 30 - 40 miles away but over bridges and with traffic meaning we would not be in a position to see each other. She then said, but I would like to see you before I go. I said, no I think it's better this way. Let's leave it the way it is right now. Let's not end this on drama or a fight. Her reply was ok, then I guess we will see each other around. Yeah, I guess so...

And there it is. One month of crazy all done. Because of her, I have devised a new checklist that all potential new women must answer:

1. Are you at least 28 years of age?
2. Are you on any prescription medication (anti-depressants, anti-pyschosis, bi-polar, mood stabilizers, etc)?
3. Do you have any unresolved legal issues?
4. Do you have any ex-husbands, ex-boyfriends, or ex-lovers with whom you are currently in communication with where there are no children involved?
5. Do regularly carry any type of blade or edged weapon?
6. Do you have a job?
7. Do you have a place to live?
8. Is your mood consistent for at least 24 hours at a time?

You'd think some of these would be givens, but so far in my experience... HA. That would be way to fucking easy...