Apparently I m having sex tomorrow night after our special outdoor summer show. Every couple of years we do a big downtown "movie night in the park" show. It's about 500-600 people, they close off streets, and it's a pretty big deal. It's why I had a rehearsal last Saturday. I have not been looking forward to it honestly because it's on a Thursday night, it's downtown at 7pm, and we have another show on Saturday. While it's good for us for publicity and stuff like that, it's extremely inconvenient and just annoying. I now have a reason to look forward to it though. Last night SG texts me and asks "any plans after the show on Thursday?". I tell her I have nothing planned and her response was "fuck me?". Sure, why not. I have to admit I am slightly amused.
I told her I was amused and she asked why. Truth? I never thought this would be my life at this point. Here I am setting up a sex night with a girl half my age like I was ordering pizza. I am not really complaining mind you. It's just amusing. Especially as I was wearing my new "I AM AWESOME" t-shirt while doing it. Just seemed fitting I guess. I also think I have figured out some of what is bothering me. Lately it has felt like all of my friends are doing things with their lives - getting married, taking trips, having babies, buying houses, etc and it was bugging me. But the minute I apply perspective, it's okay. I have done all that already. I should be focused on doing drugs, drinking, fucking hot girls, and getting ready to die off. No, not in a bad way, more in an Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine way. I started everything in life early and it really shouldn't be a surprise that I am starting this part of my life early. What most people do in their 50s and 60s, I am ready to do in my 40s. Damn overachiever as always.
Regardless, I am getting laid Thursday night. She also made it clear she can't stay the night. I told her good, because I have somewhere to be at 8am Friday anyway. Which I really do; I have a brow appointment. I am probably getting no sleep on Thursday now, but ce la vie. Worth it. I told the kid I would have company Thursday night and she shrugged it off. I am impressed with how far she has come in a year with her attitude. It seems like living with me for a year and getting laid herself has changed her. We actually joked about it because hers came over the other night and he is such a gentleman about it - he bought her dinner, made mousse - mine says 'fuck me?' and we're good. We had a good laugh over it. She knows why he is buying dinner and doing shit, but she doesn't care. It's a win win for her. Mine is just more blunt about it. Same result though. Everyone gets laid, no one spends the night. Win.
Oh other things happened yesterday but they aren't as fun or meaningful. I worked, I ripped about 80 CDs from my friend's collection, about 5 movies as well, watched an X-Files, and had a burrito. See? Not as much fun as talking about random sex. I am going to try and get new ink today if the stars align. Let's see how that goes.
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