Last night I go to bed after 1am and this morning I am fine compared to yesterday where I sleep for almost 8 hours and I am a mess. Go figure. I got up this morning and my kitchen looked like a tornado had ripped through it. Martini glasses everywhere, dishes from quesadillas, sprinkles - it looks like I had people over and a social time on a Monday! Who does that? Oh wait. I did. Never mind...
Funny story - I worked all day Sunday because I was afraid I wasn't going to have enough time to deliver this week on the new client. Because of that yesterday I had about 2 hours of stuff left to do for client A and then ended up in 5 hours of meetings. At the end of the day though, it turned out I was done. I had signoff from Client A on all my stuff AND Client B my portion got put on hold. Um...
I know I won't have anything from Client A after today because they are out Wed-Fri for the holiday and if no resolution comes today with regard to Client B. I am already officially on vacation. I decided to take advantage of this situation and start some early birthday celebrating. I found this recipe for a 'Birthday Martini'. Some slight tweaks to the original recipe were made and the festivities began. It is cake vodka with cranberry juice and champagne with the rim coated in cake batter and sprinkles. In-sane. The kind of drink where you have nine of them and don't realize it until you try to walk which results in you falling down. I had two last night while the kid and I had a mini-disney marathon. We watched Lion King and Aladdin. This was around 6ish I think when both movies were over? We then decided to go to the pet store and look at critters. Yeah, I know. We have decided on possibly adding a lizard to the menagerie. A chinese water dragon. I mean come on, how cool is it to say I have a dragon??
We came back and goofed around for a while on the internets and a couple of my friends wanted to come over to try the martinis. It was a little after 10 when they showed up, one of them with freshly made steak quesadillas! Darn, how do I say no to that! Here I am on a monday night drinking martinis with the kid and two 21 year old hotties. Regrets? Hell no. How many stories started with any of the following:
- I decided to stay in and have a salad
- I am glad I worked late last night
- Sure glad I went to bed early instead of hanging out
Wrong.
(Google is being flaky right now. I better not lose this fucking post...)
The whole time by the way, SG is messaging me saying things along the lines of:
"right now i'm hoping i get to fuck you tomorrow. afternoon if possible... although i wouldn't complain about earlier than that either"
Seriously. It doesn't get any more direct or perfect than that. I told her last night around 11 I would come pick her up but she was too tired. Although we ended up messaging until about 1:15. In the back of my head I am thinking well shit we could have been naked an hour ago if I had picked you up. Whatever. I had fun hanging out anyway. It mostly turned into a rant about sex and life. Turns out the kid acknowledged her and KBF are FWB right now. (Friends with benefits for those of you wondering). A good moment came when one friend was teasing me because she got laid on Saturday and it was all of Friday for me and our other friend started whining because it was two months for her and the kid looked at all of us as we were waiting for her answer and says 'psh, last night bitches'. BAMF. My kid ladies and gentleman. My kid.
In less exciting news, she took care of her class registration, I paid rent, and we got things together for our trip. I am trying to meet friends while I am down there so coordinating is getting tricky. Hopefully I can make everyone happy.
Guess what I am going to go do now?
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