How did you morning start yesterday? I bet nowhere near as much fun as ours! We woke up to someone taking a poop outside our bedroom window. Yes, you read that correctly. So I got up around 9 and was doing my morning stuff. About 11:30 B comes into the other room and says "Someone is taking a shit outside our window". It took my brain a minute to even register what she was saying as it was so unbelievable. I rushed to the bedroom, looked out the window and there was this old lady just going to town. I was flabbergasted. I stood there for a minute not knowing what to do. I finally snapped into action as she was moving. Grabbed my phone, and went down to take a picture of her. I found her petting someone's dog nearby. It was great. I walked up and took her picture. The person with the dog was like WTF and I looked at the old lady and said "YOU DEFECATED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW". She started stammering about I will clean it I will clean it. Don't care. You pooped outside my window. I went to the apartment office and showed them the picture, where it happened, and put in a service request to have the side of the building cleaned. I mean this lady sprayed the whole damn building. Yeah, let's see how YOUR day started in comparison. It was actually pretty damn amusing but so damn weird. I mean she wasn't homeless, she had bags with her, but yet she felt the need to poop right there, right then. Wow. Humans.
Needless to say we were both up at that point. I made us some lunch and then we started working on cleaning and packing. I got a huge amount done in the office yesterday. I packed six more boxes and went through all of our plastic storage tubs. I filled an entire garbage bag with junk. We have roughly 50 something days to get this whole place packed. 3-5 boxes a day is the goal. I am teaching today, but after class, more shall be done. I think I want to get the three linen/coat closets done today. That would be a major win. I also still want to go through the glasses and plates to see what I can get rid of as well.
We watched some TV and had mexican for dinner. Nothing exciting unlike the morning. We went to bed around 11 and talked in bed until almost midnight. B's birth control is causing her trouble and we talked about her going to the doctor to see what they can do.
This week is a full week of training. Should be a good week with no major surprises or issues. Of course now that I said that, there will probably be a line of people pooping outside my window.
Monday, June 2, 2014
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